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FAVOURITE STYLIST: While you are playing groupie things with Bonang…Loux is on CNN!!!! So hell yeah my vote goes to the ONLY Vintage Guru!
Favourite Female Actress: On a serious note…we all know that Captain Kalola was one of the biggest films in recent years, hence…Top Cherrie what what sobiso. #BaainaarPride
FAVOURITE MALE MODEL: Tove! Why Tove? Because Tove is different! And difference sells these days. Difference is cool. That’s why people love My Neega Get Lich!
FAVOURITE FEMALE MODEL: So who else attended her dog’s funeral? It was a lovely ceremony you guys.
FAVOURITE EMERGING DESIGNER: I know, I know Lafika…I still owe you that call. Tell you what? Win and you’ll get that call from the Damara axa.
FAVOURITE BLOGGER: Leah Misika is a BEAST!!! You know it, I know it..ousi even your ex knows it!
FAVOURITE FASHION DESIGNER: People caught feelings with this category. Kama where is Roberto, McBright…blah blah blah. Roberto for whom? McBright for whaaati? Ingo sobiso! Again #BaainaarPride
FAVOURITE MAKE-UP ARTIST: Miss Jey!!! You know why? Because she does not make her clients look like dead people!
FAVOURITE COMEDIAN: Ekse nou what type of apartheid is this that you people did not nominate Lloyd? I’m catching now! I would’ve have given it to Courage but yoh bruh…one cannot ignore the work Mark has put in. So because of sheer work rate, I’m going for Mark!
FAVOURITE DJ: I said many times on this platform that I hate a DJ who plays House all night!! Imagine House for six straight hours! Nee man! KFC’s would’ve gotten my stamp of approval here but eish outies…forgive me man. I’m running with Afroberries #BaainaarPrideAGAIN
FAVOURITE MALE ACTOR: Yoh Yoh Yoh…this is a tough one! Dice is a rookie who just entered the industry but is killing it! Adriano is actor royalty! But this is Ashwin’s time! Adriano wag eers tog…you already have that other ka award in the bag mos.
FAVORITE Celebrity COUPLE: This is insanely tough! This has to be the toughest category! Dyna and hubby have been working! Successful CD launch, her music everywhere and hubby standing by her. Oteya and hubby have been working as well! Successful show at the Warehouse with hubby standing by her. But yoh…the two that are ALWAYS together in EVERYTHING has to be Sally and hubby. I’m giving it to them!
FAVOURITE PHOTOGRAPHER: Bleh
FAVOURITE RADIO DJ: *NSK has left the group*
Until the next loop, we say “GMTM”!
Song of the week: Daster: ‘Volunteer’
Flop of the week: Daster: ‘Step by Step’… (First time I have one artist for both the song of the week and flop of the week.)
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